I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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