I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize