I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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