What should our trivia night team be named?
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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