Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I understand Curling. That high.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize
