you would pick up someone in the library
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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