I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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