I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We are all done wearing pants today
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Randomize