Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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