So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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