I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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