youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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