Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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