So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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