just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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