the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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