Don't you send me to vm
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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