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Im on beer infinity
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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