My nipple is on Facebook.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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