after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
my liver is dry heaving
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