i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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