do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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