Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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