French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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