I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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