I wish my penis had an off switch
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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