I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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