My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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