We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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