my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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