Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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