FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just want to make out with him forever
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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