"it" just moved
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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