we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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