I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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