The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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