idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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