4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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