drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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