you guys were way drunker than both of me
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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