she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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