I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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