I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
