You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Damn victory sex feels great
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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