Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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