a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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