dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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