was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I want a musical about memes.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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