Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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