My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Randomize