I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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