i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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