Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Randomize
