do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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