no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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