So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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